Mendenhall Glacier 2009

DOCUMENTING FOR OUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND OTHER INNOCENT BYSTANDERS,
THE SIGHTS, SOUNDS AND TASTES OF OUR VARIOUS ADVENTURES.

HI THERE AND WELCOME!!!
You were probably directed here by
some mis-guided soul who thought
that you could use a chuckle or two.
See how The NOWAT series' began at:
Clicking on any photo in the blog will make it full sized.
View both NOWAT ALASKA 2009 slideshows under the Blog Archive on right
Or view the whole album on Google Photos, just click the links below.
NOWAT ALASKA 2009 Album Pt 1 Seattle to Juneau
NOWAT ALASKA 2009 Album Pt 2 Sitka to Seattle
Then click the Options link on the upper right for a slideshow.

30 June 2009

6.1.9 The D.L.D.A. Tour Begins Here

And so it begins again dear hearts
and innocent bystanders...
After last years hectic MedCruise itinerary and continent hopping adventure, accompanied by two peripatetic retired school teachers from Cleveland, [say that three times fast after a few beers] who were a wealth of detailed information along the way, you may have thought your favorite traveling WACKOS would slow down for a year or two, or at least until Dragon Lady’s scheduled retirement in 2010.

But Nooooooooo!!!

MA BELLE [a/k/a AT&T] had a different idea and late in 2008 launched their plan to purge their ranks of the more experienced and better qualified BellSouth “Old Guarde” in favor of émigrés from AT&T.
Sooooo, as of 01.01.2009, Dragon Chic was freed of the 35 year yoke of servitude and well into to her new job...
FULL TIME GRANDMA.
[go ahead... ask to see the pictures]
Oh well, AT&T's loss, is the REAL world and NOWAT’s gain.

And since The D.L.’s plan has always been to "See The USA" 
upon her retirement...the
DRAGON LADY DOES AMERICA
Tour begins here and now, so without further ado...
Welcome Aboard:
NOWAT ALASKA 2009
A 7 day round trip Alaskan cruise aboard Holland America’s WESTERDAM -one of those DAM ships .

After shopping the itineraries and schedules of the usual suspects, Carnival, RCCL, Princess and Celebrity, et al, we chose Holland America upon recommendations of friends that had good experiences with them, and... because we’ve never sailed with them yet.
And wonder of wonder... No Girare-u’s [u-turns] are expected, mainly because no rental cars are planned this time out, but there may be a float plane, helicopter or even a Dog Sled involved in one or more of the excursions onto the glaciers.

Itinerary:
Jun 21 Seattle, Washington
Jun 22 At Sea
Jun 23 Cruise Glacier Bay
Jun 24 Juneau, Alaska
Jun 25 Sitka, Alaska
Jun 26 Ketchikan, Alaska
Jun 27 Victoria, British Columbia
Jun 28 Seattle, Washington

One anticipated highlight: we hope to hook up with a favorite MHS Class of '60 pal Earl Sedlik and his Lovely Wife Charyl K for a whirlwind tour of Seattle's favorite toursit attactions either before or after the cruise... those plans are still up for grabs.

And lastly, we are told decent Internet Acess aboard the Westerdam will be limited to certain public areas [the cabins supposedly have "Dial Up"] so we expect to use the G-Mail account to upload to the Blog and send alerts. Hopefully it will be better than MedCruise's debacles. [Dial UP?!?!?]

So sit back, pour another glass of your favorite beverage, and enjoy traveling the Great White North with the Wacky American Tourist and the Ever Lovely, and shivering already,Dragon Lady.
We promise you, it will be Anything but boring.

Ciao 4 Now,
Chuck and the pulling out every sweater she owns, 
Dragon Lady

6.16.9 – Prologue

Ok, 5 days to go till the Alaskan cruise, so now what was it I was supposed to do today?

Oh yeah, check all the sweaters to see what still fits, like we wear them all the time in SoFla.

Exchange the new jeans for 33 inch. waist... yeah, been putting on a few pounds lately, much to the delight of my Doctor who thinks I should put on 10 more now that he thinks I'm fully recovered [well...that ain't happenin’]

No, there aren’t any language tapes or CD’s to return to the library, this trip will be in English. [I think]
And NO... there will be no pill counting or Blow dryer references... yet.

Last day to confirm or change the shore excursions with Holland America:
  • Helicopter/Glacier Landings, and Whale Watching in Juneau
  • Nature Walk in Sitka
    and [Drum Roll Puhleeease...]
  • The Dragons Lady’s Zip Line adventure in Ketchikan.
  • Yea... you heard that right, the Acrophobic Dragon Chic is actually looking forward to zipping along a swinging cable, 250 feet above Bear Creek. You really don’t want to miss that NOWAT, and I might even try to post a video of that one.

    Still haven’t planned anything for Victoria, BC and since we don’t arrive ‘till 6PM, we may just wander around the tourist areas, or pick up some tips onboard for what to do when we get there..

    Everyone we know who has taken an Alaskan cruise has chimed in with the “Ya Gotta do’s...” and all have nothing but great things to say about the cruise... time will tell, and so will NOWAT.

    Dragon Chic is exhausted from trying on every sweater, long sleeve turtleneck blouse, heavy coat and muffler that she owns [which aren’t many], trying to determine her wardrobe for braving the Great White North.
    IT’S ONLY 7 DAYS FER CRYIN’ OUT LOUD!!!
    Two weeks in the Mediterranean didn't get this much planning!!!

    Our old pal Earl in Seattle is picking us up Sunday morning for a whirlwind look at the Queen City [or Emerald City as it is now called] and dropping us off at the Dock, with a promise to rescue us when we return and deliver us to SeaTac airport on Monday.
    Ok... Time for some fun facts and history...
    • Seattle (pronounced sē·ăt′·əl) is the most populous city in Washington and the birthplace of rock legend Jimi Hendrix, Starbucks, Seattle's Best Coffee and Tully's, Grunge Music, i.e: Nirvana, Alice in Chains and Pearl Jam.
    • Inhabited for at least 4,000 years prior to the first European settlement in late 1851, Seattle was named after Chief Sealth of the Duwamish and Suquamish tribes, and early settlements in the area were called "New York-Alki" ("Alki" meaning "by and by" in the local Chinook Jargon).
    • From 1869 until 1982, Seattle was known as the "Queen City" however the current official nickname is the "Emerald City", the result of a contest held in the early 1980’s - the reference is to the lush evergreen trees in the surrounding area and also referred to informally as the "Gateway to Alaska", "Rain City", and "Jet City", the latter from the local influence of Boeing.
    • Seattle residents are known as Seattleites
    • AND Lastly... Bruce and Brandon Lee are buried in Seattle's Lakeview Cemetery.
      [We are NOT making this up kiddies... Go ahead Google it!]
    Stay tuned for the usual Departure Chaos... as always, you can be sure that there will be some. What would a NOWAT be without it?

    Ciao 4 Now
    Uncle Chuck and the determined to fit into those new Jeans with the cute belt, 
    Dragon Lady.

    6.20.9 - PACKIN' 'n' STRESSIN'

    Luggage (lug·gage lə-gij)
    Something that is lugged ; especially : suitcases for a traveler's belongings: Baggage

    And So It Starts...
    D minus 5 hours and counting...

    “Oh Chuckie...have you seen my hooded coat?’
    “Just picked it up from the cleaners.”

    “And that lovely wool scarf you bought me in Spain?”
    “Already packed in the top section of the large bag.”

    “And... [Wait for it folks...Wait...Wait... Here it comes]
    my Blow Dryer, where did you hide it this time?’
    “Not packed yet...it goes on top of your shoes... if you'll ever decide which ones you’re taking!!!

    “Now Chuckie, don’t start stressing yet... I've only just started with the sweaters.”
    “Layer... Layers... I told you that for MedCruise, it’s the same for ALASKA, 50’s & 60’s is NOT THAT BAD!”
    [This from the guy whose blood crystallizes at 68.4 degrees Fahrenheit]

    Yeah... still packing DAMMIT! Now I understand why its called LUGGAGE!!!. We need to be at the airport in 4 hours and she’s still sorting cold weather gear.
    And as usual, she’s had most of her "stuff" spread across the bed for a week, rethinking the wardrobe with each check of the 10 day forecast for our itinerary.
    This of course has made it a joy at bedtime, offloading the days choices and reassembling it all in the morning, only to watch as she shuffles it all once again.
    Fortunately, I anticipated this after a week of “should she take this... or should she take that” and packed my stuff last night. I'm sooo packed that all I need to do is throw the laptop in the carryon and I'm good to go. Of course... I still have to finish packing her. As you all know, I do all the packing; otherwise the “luggage” would triple.

    Of course I also didn't plan for Stow-Aways... it was a bit hard to convince them the Luggage was not for neighborhood rides
    Thankfully my contractor has finished the garage renovations so we can leave without that on our minds.
    What was to be a 3 day project stretched to 3 weeks due to permit issues and indecision about the mop sink. [DON’T ASK] This left me little time to finish the trip plans and confirm the excursions and get myself packed.
    F.Y.I. - the new “gas tankless water heater” works like a champ. Hopefully, along with the new gas dryer, reduced electric bills make it worth the change .

    Brother Earl, our Seattle host, has suggested the show at Buchart Gardens for the Victoria Stop, and if anyone out there has any other ideas... please let us know via clmerc@bellsouth.net or add a comment to this NOWAT by clicking on comments link below our signature on this post.

    “Oh Chuckie...what did you do with the travel Iron?”
    ---There she goes again!--
    “Remember dear, you can’t use it on the Ship, due to onboard fire regulations, you have to go to the Guest laundry room.”
    “Oh Yeah... how silly, don’t they know I wont burn down the Ship?’

    I wont even try to explain that one to her again... she'll forget about it as soon as she finds another sweater to try and cram into the already overweight “LUGGAGE”.
    I better get back in there before I DO have to add another “BAG”

    Stay tuned for DEPARTURE – Hey... maybe there won’t be any drama this time [but not likely].
    Well at least we won’t be swapping laptop hard drives in the parking lot of the Sheraton or downloading wireless drivers at dial-up speed [I hope]...
    Don’t Relax yet Terry...we’re still 4 hours from getting’ outta town!

    Ciao 4 Now
    Chuck & the heading to the closet for another heavy scarf,
    Dragon Lady

    6.20.9 –DEPARTIN’ CASA D’CHAOS

    Chaos.... you wanted Chaos?!?!
    While not that chaotic there were a few blips on the departure...
    At 11:00AM I answered a knock at the door...

    “Good morning Sir, we’re from the EPA”
    “And what can I do for the Environmental Protection Agency this fine day?”
    “We have a report that you are using this property as a Toxic Waste site.”
    “WHAT?!?!?!?”
    Yes Sir, your neighbors have complained of excruciating odors emanating from your garbage can and your Sewer Clean out vent.”
    “WHAT?!?!?”

    Dragon Lady to the rescue...
    “Excuse me sir... perhaps I can explain... you see... we have living here: 5 adults, 2 babies, 2 dogs and a mango tree. And over the past week we’ve been baking lots Mango Bread, entertaining our dear friend Sharon and drinking lots of Mango Tangos. And of course in the morning after all that mango, 2 cups of coffee and changing 2 babies.... well I'm sure you can guess the results.”
    Maaam... what does that have to do with the odors... Oh yeah..., I understand... Mangoes, Babies, Coffee... yeah that’ll do it. Sorry to disturb you but for the sake of the neighborhood, please “mango in moderation” Ma’am.”

    Wellllll now.... OK...OK.... it didn't quite go that way... in actuality the knock on the door was the boys from Habitat for Humanity to pick up the old water heater and sofa mattress we donated.

    And wonder of wonders, Dragon Chic was actually ready for departure on time--- Well.... almost. But of course she still needed to pack the flip flops, jewelry bag, 3 totes of toiletries, makeup pouch and a book to read... and of course then do mango patrol, straighten the back patio, mop the floor, and take out the garbage [like none of the remaining adults in this house know how to work a mop or the location of the mango-waste filled garbage can].

    With Casa D’Chaos in our rearview mirror and Henry grousing about interrupting his apartment search to lug us to the airport, we were off.

    Bag check in at Continental Curbside was smooth and we were headed to gate 14D... which Chuckie couldn’t find because...
    “Let me see that boarding pass,” says the sometimes directionally challenged Illy.
    “That’s GATE C1 dummy, the 14D is your seat...Sheeeesh, do I have to do all the navigating?”
    Yeah...Right!

    Ok... let’s get through this short line at security and relax at the gate....WRONG!!!
    After loading our 6 bins – laptop, coats, shoes, carry-on’s, camera’s, cell phones, hats, loose change etc, we wait for the x-ray machine to clear the group ahead when up steps a nice TSA man who says,
    “We need everyone from this tub back [our first one] to step over to line #4, this machine is broken.”
    Ok... not so bad, we just gotta lug all the tubs over to the next line, barefooted, on the icky carpet, one at a time, only to get there and...

    “What are you doing in that line... it’s closed!” shouts the TSA fellow in Line #5. Who, after conferring with his cohorts backs off as we wait for them to find someone to operate line #4.

    Her first bag goes through and she doesn’t set off all the alarms with forgotten bangles going through the metal arch, when... the folks running line #3 come over with 9 tubs that got rejected and jump our line.
    Now, does Chuckie take this line butting lightly? You know the answer!
    After making loud noises regarding the additional tubs added in between our tubs and then getting stared down by the TSA lady with the 9 tubs, our stuff finally goes through... well almost....
    Sir... could you step over here, I need to run a test on your laptop, and is this your bag, we need to look inside”
    Uh-Oh... here it comes...Dragon Chic is smirking,
    “Ya had-ta-open your mouth.”

    Lady of the 9 tubs now proceeds to take out E V E R Y toiletry, make-up and utility bag, deodorant can, laptop power pack and electronic item to “test”.
    Ok... you really need to put all these lotions and liquids on the outside, and announce all the electronics...and...” Ok... you can guess the rest of the lecture.

    After repacking our "contraband lotions" etc. we find gate C1 [not 14D] across from the bar and decide to have a beer and wings and started this note while the events were fresh [Oh Soooo Fresh] in our minds. And...being engrossed in recording this episode, with Margarita-Ville blaring overhead, we missed the boarding call for Continental Flight 149 to Houston. Fortunately we looked over our shoulder to see an empty waiting room and hustled to get on board just as the standbys were being called.
    Boarding was a bit backed up with a lot of seat swapping being done with some disabled folks and we finally settled into seats 14C & “14D” [thanks for the aisle seats Jewel] and we’re off to Houston!
    Oh... the fun is just begun....up next
    -- Slippery Shivering Sojourns’ in Scenic Seattle --
    We now return you to your regularly scheduled game of Mahjong...or whatever.

    Ciao 4 Now
    Chuck and the still smirking at his big mouth,
    Dragon Lady.

    6.20-21.9 - HELLOOOOOO SEATTLE

    “Good evening from the flight deck ladies and gentlemen, we’re about 120 miles out of Seattle and will arrive around 9:50pm Pacific Time.”

    Wonderful, we made time and we will be about 20 minutes early.

    The Dragon Llady looks out of her window and begins poking at me....LOOK...what in the world is that sticking above the clouds?? As I leaned over, I simply said, a mountain dear. Yep they are mighty big in these necks of the woods. With that, the camera flew out of the bag and it was picture time....

    The landing was a 2 bouncer... and we taxied what seemed a long way but came to a stop in the middle of the apron. Hmmmmm.

    “Hello from the flight deck again, seems we’re a bit too early and all the gates are full, we'll have to wait here till someone pulls back... not sure when, so please relax.

    10 minutes later we start to roll, only to make a U-Turn [Hey... we know about those] and park again. 15 minutes later we again start up and finally found a real gate and parked. What was 20 minutes early turns out to be 15 minutes late... Oh welllll.

    The trek to the Baggage claim was not too bad but the wait was: a vey painful one bag a minute. On the way to the baggage claim we got a call from our limo driver who thought he missed us because we actually arrived later than scheduled but we assured him we were there and would call as soon as we had bags in hand. 40 minutes later we called Robbie of Seattle Town Car who met us at Door 14 and we were off to the Marriott Waterside in downtown Seattle. Check in was smooth and we found our 7th floor perch with a sideways view of the harbor with out anymore U-turns.

    As instructed we called Earl to let him know we arrived [just before midnight] and confirmed our date for 9AM Sunday morning.

    A quick edit of “Departin’ Casa D’Chaos” prior to posting and we crashed... it had been a looooonnnng day.

    Around 9 AM Sunday morning, Earl and Charyl Kay rolled up, threw our bags in the trunk and we headed to Pike Place Market for a really great breakfast at their favorite spot in town [and now ours] Maximilian’s, a super-cool little French bistro right on the water. It was Father’s Day and we were able to get a table without reservations. Service was good, atmosphere great, food divine and the company outstanding. ....the weather was superb!

    Then the tour of the Market and surrounding historic area began and what a delight it was. For those that don’t know, Pike Place is the home of the “flying fish” where, when a fish is ordered, one guy finds the fish on the ice display and tosses it across the counter, sometimes over 30 feet to the next fellow who weighs it wraps it for the customer. There is always quite a line up of tourists watching this show.

    It is also home of the original Starbucks coffee house and several Seattle landmarks including De Lauranti’s Italian grocery/deli/wine shop that has a fabulous assortment of imported items and some of the best prosciutto de Parma around.

    In addition to the various permanent vendors, there over 300 “day vendors” that set up shop every day, often relocating in a different section of the market from day to day. Amongst these are some truly gifted artisans. The only stipulation required of all vendors is that they are one of a kind and do not have another shop or outlet anywhere else. Starbucks is the only exception because they were the original vendors in the market way back when. Pike Place has something for everyone: it is a farmers market with some of the freshest veggies and fruits; it is a flower market filling the air with fragrances; it is a meat market and fish market, Beecher’s HandmadeCheese can be found there too [yum] and of course tchotchkies everywhere... Dragon Chic was getting whip lash! Also some great street musicians and artists. Sort of Old Coconut Grove, meets Key West Mallory Pier, meets SoHo. With other stops on the agenda we were short on time and didn't get a chance to see the shops on the floor below but hope to on our return.

    Next stop on the Sedlik Seattle Sojourn was the Seattle Art Museum’s “Olympic Sculpture Park” where Charyl volunteers as a guide and is very involved in the arts scene in Seattle. The Olympic Sculpture Park is 9 acres where people can experience the art outdoors. Some fabulous works are her including a great CALDER that frames the Dragon Lady and the Space Needle very well. It has views of Puget Sound, the Olympic Mountains and the city. Tree hugger Illy was quite pleased to know that the museum was involved in restoring the salmon habitat on Elliott Bay, and all the plants & trees in the park were native to the northwest. While we tried to squeeze in as much as we could we were coming up on time to head to the ship, and will have to make another stop there also as there were some really incredible pieces that we missed. Through it all, shutterbug Chuckie was snapping a way.

    For those that don’t already know, Earl, a prominent Seattle resident, is a Miami High classmate and Thespian Brother who I've kept in touch with over the years and both he and his wife share the same love of travel that we do. Earl and Charyl Sedlik are a perfect matched pair that are full of life and were an absolute joy to have squire us around their great city. We can’t wait for them to pick us up on our return for round two of the Dragon Lady Loves Seattle tour.

    Not sure of the embarkation challenges that awaited with Holland American, we got to the pier a little before 2pm to find a very quick and pleasant check in and found ourselves in cabin 6153 by 2:15The cabin accommodation was very nice and the luggage began trickling in one at a time. A quick walk around the Lido Deck, 2 bud lites and 2 slices of pizza’s later and we were off to the mandatory boat safety drill where we had to separate, women and children in front and wait as they called role for everyone who was supposed to be at this station. They take this very serious. By 4PM the ship left the port and we were on our way “NORTH TO ALASKA!”

    Ciao 4 Now
    Chuck and the totaly in LOVE with the Sedlik's and Seattle, Dragon Lady

    6.21.9 –CRUZIN’ - BOOZIN’ – ROCKIN’ ‘n’ SNOOZIN’

    “Whadaya mean we can’t?”
    “Nope”
    “But...But...what if I need to...”
    “You Cant.”
    “Well that ain't fair, we always...”
    “Well we cant this time so deal with it. It’s a good thing we..."

    OK ...OK...not yet.... lets set the rest of the day...

    As Seattle fades in our wake, we quickly grab our video camera to capture the departing skyline, and beautiful sail boat harbor only to discover neither one of us knows much about the settings for this camera. We eventually found that we had the wrong light setting and by the time we figured it out the harbor was a spec in the distance and we missed getting a proper shot of our departure.... Oh wellllll. We gave up and took some time to wander the ship to find... whatever.

    The Westerdam is an older, smaller ship than we’re used to and has the usual layout. It is most definitely not as luxurious as we had anticipated or what we were accustomed to having sailed on the newer Carnival and RCCL mega ships. The energy level and activity on this ship doesn’t come close to Carnival or RCCL, but it is a very relaxing ship, well maintained and with and extremely friendly staff. In fact it’s so relaxing that Illy has been able to finish reading the book she brought and will now need to check out a book from the ships library [yes, there is a library]

    Deck 9 – the LIDO Deck [seems like they all have a LIDO deck] hosts the obligatory buffet sporting a fair variety with a bar, small pool and hot tubs aft [to the rear for you land lubbers], a large covered pool and portable buffet mid-ships and games forward. Decks 2 & 3 - Promenade and Upper Promenade, have the only formal dining room located at the extreme aft and the requisite show room all the way forward. And of course to get from one to the other you have to wind your way through all the shops, photo gallery, casino, and several bars. One lovely spot is the Crows Nest which is all the way forward on the 10th - Observation deck, and seems to get the most action, because of an excellent view forward. Here you also find the internet café and the library with some great seating for reading or just watching the passing views. And of course... there are loads of bars all over the ship albeit mostly empty. As we had anticipated, the average age is OLD, with a smattering of under 30’s and a few families with small kids which is probably why the energy level is pretty non-existent, not only in the bars but the casino as well.

    Now... about our opening dialogue...
    Usually we pack very lightly and leave room for tchotchkies with a plan to wash cloths halfway through the trip. Aside from our fear of not having enough cold weather gear, something told us to pack a bit heavier than we normally do. And that was a good thing...there is NO self-laundry aboard the Westerdam which is a bit annoying seeing as how the ships laundry charges $2.50 just wash and fold a pair of panties...And, you have to wait 48 hours for the turnaround. So it looks like we’ll have to sink-rinse when necessary. Good thing I brought some Woolite.

    The mini tour over, we grabbed more pizza and some pasta bolognaise, which while prepared to order, was VERY bland. We headed down to the cabin and started HELLOOOO Seattle and edited the pictures for posting. We soon realized we were a running late for dinner so we hustled down to the table 7 in the Vista Dining room to find 3 lovely couples, 2 from the Denver area and one from Seattle who own a small boutique hotel there. The meal was – OK- nothing special and quite frankly a little disappointing considering all we had heard about the food. OK, we are a little spoiled and expect a little more pizzazz in food presentation, quantity, taste...Not here.

    A trek through the shops to the Vista Lounge brought us into the middle of one of those hokey audience participation games... this one pretty lame, as is the presentation of the cruise director “Johnny” so we bolted to the room, finished HELLOOOO SEATTLE, added pictures to the picasa album [see Slideshow links in the panel above archives] and crashed...

    Tomorrow is a Sea Day with our first formal dinner so we'll combine it with Glacier Bay, cause I cant see much happening but Boozin’ ‘n’ Cruzin’

    Ciao 4 Now
    Chuck and the mildly annoyed about no laundry, Dragon Lady.

    6.22-23.9 MORE CRUZIN – AND COCKTAIL ICE?!?

    Two Days for The Price of One

    Monday was a day at sea and was spent just readin’, relaxin’, eatin’, drinkin’, more eatin’, more drinkin’, wandering around the DAM ship, NOWAT picture editing, and did I mention drinkin ‘n’ eatin’?
    Seriously... we did absolutely nothing of note until dinner which was our first formal night, also nothing exciting. Took the requisite pre dinner portrait, a sample black and white, and the obligatory formal “at” dinner photo. Found them in the Gallery the next day...not impressed, over priced so we'll wait till the next formal night and see how that comes out.

    The after dinner show was OK... singers and dancers trying their best with a “’round the world” medley that fell a bit flat. Headed to bed early and fell asleep watching an old movie.


    Tuesday rolled in with a soft fog as we entered Glacier Bay. The fog slowly burned off and we awaited the arrival of the Alaskan Park Service Rangers who would give a short lecture and then guide us up and back through Glacier Bay, now a national park. A product of what was known as the “Little Ice Age”, the “bay” is a “Geologically Recent Glacial Advance” in the Northern regions. It reached its maximum extend around1750.

    45 years later, Captain George Vancouver [yeah... Same guy... Same city] sailed down the Pacific Coast and turned east, searching for the Northwest Passage. While he remained behind ill, his first officer Joseph Whidbey set out with his crew to survey the area. They pushed through masses of floating ice into a large open bay on July 12, 1794. By the late 1800’s the massive glacier that filled what we now know as Glacier Bay had retreated over 50 miles opening new waterways. It remained relatively untouched except for the Tlingit people until 1879 when renowned conservationist and author John Muir rode a steamer up from Seattle and later a canoe north into what had become a 65 mile bay filled with fjords, and inlets. Through Muir’s efforts, Glacier Bay’s 3.3 million acres were included in an international Biosphere Reserve, as well as a World Heritage site that incorporates Wrantell-St Elias National Park, Kluane National Park and the Tatshenshini-Alsek Provincial Park in Canada.

    It was up this expanse of still, fresh water, floating on top of warm salt water that we traveled slowly past Russell Island into Tarr inlet until we reached the first of two magnificent living glaciers, the Margerie and Grand Pacific Glaciers. We killed the engines and listened as the park rangers lectured on the origin and 26 mile length of the Margerie Glacier that stands 250 above sea level, comparing its beautiful blue ice with the stark dark brown of the Grand Pacific Glacier.
    At the Nowat Picasa album noted above, you can see these two great expanses of Ice, earth and living organisms along with other shots of the Bay. Margerie Glacier advances at a rate of 8 feet per day and as the ice meets the salt water, the salt’s corrosive nature causes portions of the ice to break off and cascade into the water with the thunderous roar of an avalanche. This is called calving and we sat in awe of Margerie’s bold white and blue ice as we watched several calvings take place.

    We then turned about and proceeded past Jaw Point and Mount Cooper into Johns Hopkins Inlet to view the outstanding 12 ½ mile long Johns Hopkins Glacier, the only glacier advancing and growing daily. It is a restricted area at this time of year as the Harbor seals are mating there so we couldn’t get any closer than 6 miles. After another half hour of viewing and lectures, we head back out past Laplugh Glacier, another mass of Blue and White Ice. As we passed, a large drainage hole opened under one cavern and thousands of gallons of pent up water rushed out in a torrent that stirred up the silt and caused calving around it. [We got a bouncy video of that]
    On the way out of Glacier Bay, we passed several other smaller glaciers and as we approached Drake and Willoughby islands, everyone crowded the port side rails of deck 3 hoping to spot hales seals and other water life. Not much action there and we almost missed dinner, freezing our noses off, looking for anything to break the surface. We bade goodbye to the rangers and headed up to the Lido Buffet only to find it closed.

    After fending off some moochers on our balcony, it was off to the Vista Dining room where we slipped into a small table [the rest of our regular dinner mates had elected the Pinnacle Grill or casual buffet] grabbed a quick dinner and headed to the Vista lounge, alllll the waaaaayyyy at the other end of the ship for a very good Elton John impersonator/comedian who had the crowd in stitches. After a pretty good show, we headed back to Verandah 6153 to record this NOWAT and crash.

    Tomorrow - Whale Watching, Glacier Landings and hopefully some great pictures to post as well.

    Ciao 4 NowChuck and the upset she didn't see any whales or seals today, Dragon Lady.

    6.24.9 - BIG FISH –CUTE SEALS - BALD EAGLES = HAPPY DRAGON LADY

    “Go ahead, step on it.”
    “But... I'll fall in.”
    “No you won’t... go ahead”
    “But... But... what if I slip.”
    “You wont... go ahead... I'm here to catch you.”
    “Oooooo, neat... it’s so blue”
    “Yes, that’s because it so compacted, Taste it.”
    “I'm not sticking my hand in there....”

    Yeah... ya gotta wait till we get that far, But First - a word about the weather in Alaska so far:

    F A B U L O U S!!!

    We have been blessed so far with outstanding weather to view and experience all the great sights.

    Wednesday morning found us in Juneau scrambling to get breakfast done, and off the ship to find our first tour, Whale Watching out of Auke Bay.
    It was a short bus ride to a motorized catamaran with open decks above and warm quarters below with a galley, free coffee and hot chocolate and loads of binoculars for our use. Along the way we pulled over for some great photos of the Mendenhall Glacier, where we would be headed later in the day.

    After boarding our boat, we headed out to the prime watching sites; we came across a mother humpback and baby. Mom was feeding and the baby was showing off... we didn't expect to get this close and it had everyone mega excited. Since we can only stay with a whale for 30 minutes and with only one lunge feed for our cameras, we moved on to other spots. Along the way, we spotted lots of Bald eagles in the tree including one on a rock in the channel and came upon a group of harbor seals sunning on some rocks.

    With our eyes on the water, watching for the tell-tale sign of blow geysers as whales surfaced for air, we headed towards a grouping of other boats and came upon a dozen whales practicing a rarely witnessed behavior of cooperative feeding know as “Bubble Netting”. This had the entire boat crew super excited as this truly was a rare occurrence. Here’s how it goes:
    One Whale goes deep and blows bubbles... seriously... he blows a large fine stream of bubbles. The others start to herd herring towards the column of bubbles, and then one whale, called the “stinger” emits a unique sound that scares the fish into the bubbles where they are momentarily trapped and all the whales lunge upward together gobbling up the fish in the bubble net.

    I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP! We followed this dozen talented mammals as over and over again they continued to bubble and lunge upward, all breaking the surface together in unison in a magnificent surge. They would then blow geysers as they grabbed a breath, arched their backs and as their elegant “Fluke” [tail] waved at us... they would again dive to start the process all over again. What a ballet, It was INCREDIBLE to see these sea giants performing this cooperative behavior and the whole boat was abuzz about it. The only regret is that our sister ship was almost on top of this and must have gotten some outstanding photos while we had to stand off about 300 yards to keep from spooking the whales in to dispersing. You can see our pictures in the album for this NOWAT at the link noted above.

    On the way back to our dock we ran across a buoy noted for its location above a favorite feeding site for herring where a group of fat harbor seals where lounging around on the buoy as if they had a herring hangover, seemingly oblivious to our cameras that were clicking away.

    Without a doubt the Captain really knew his stuff because he continued to find great sea life spots for us to click away. And as usual... Chuckie was two fisting it with the 35mm in one hand, and the video camera the other. With too much glare to see the digital screen well he abandoned trying to catch the whales on video and used all his film on this excursion alone. He really hadn’t planned on using it so much but could not resist using his tele-photo lens to try to catch the bubble netting exercise. And of course... KODAK ain't cheap up here... nothing is.

    We headed back to the dock past the newly mechanized lighthouse with the Dragon Lady grinning from ear to ear... she had seen AND FILMED her whales, giggled at her Seals and stared, jaw agape at the majesty of the elegant eagles.
    And all was well in her world.

    We met our bus driver, who is a riot and headed back to the ship with her running commentary on the Juneau sites along the way. She even pointed out the Governors mansion where the Lipstick Queen hangs out when the legislature is in session. With an 85% approval rating state wide, Sara the Lovely is not the most beloved Alaskan in Juneau since she supports the move of the capital to Anchorage, and the locals fear the move will threaten the tourist industry in Juneau.

    We'll cover the Helicopter landing on Mendenhall in the next episode which might explain the opening dialogue, or maybe not. It’s getting close to dinner time and we’re already a day behind in getting this recorded. Getting the pictures edited and up on the Picasa site is more time consuming than expected... hope your enjoying them. Let us know if you are.

    Ciao 4 Now
    Chuck and the TOTALLY Giddy over seeing the whales, Eagles and Seals,
    Dragon Lady.

    6.24.9 Pt 2 - BLUE ICE REALLY TOO BIG FOR COCKTAILS

    “Go ahead, step on it.”
    “But... I'll fall in.”
    “No you won’t... go ahead”
    “But... But... what if I slip.”
    “You wont... go ahead... I'm here to catch you.”
    “Oooooo, neat... it’s so blue”
    “Yes, that’s because it so compacted, Taste it.”
    “I'm not sticking my hand in there....”

    Ok.... there it is again... so here’s the deal.

    After getting back to the Ship for a quick bite, change camera batteries and freshen up, we head back out to the pier to meet the tour guide for the Helicopter to Mendenhall Glacier, board the bus and head to the airport.

    We meet the crew at TAMSCO Air who give us a quick video briefing about the do’s and don’ts of Glacier landings. Next, we are issued Glacier Boots to put on over our own shoes. These are water proof, steel spiked boots that will help us keep our footing on the ice.

    Then there’s the requisite picture with the Grizzly Bear in their flight center and we wait for our Flight Crew to return from their last drop off. This is a highly organized operation with some real professionals in charge. We check our bags, and bulk in a secure locker as this is part of the airport and FAA/Homeland Security requirements dictate the same rules as at any airport and since there is not x-ray machine, nothing goes on the helicopter except cameras.

    Now for the facts:
    Mendenhall Glacier is about 12 miles long located in Mendenhall Valley, about 12 miles from downtown Juneau.
    Originally known as Sitaantaagu ("the Glacier Behind the Town") or Aak'wtaaksit ("the Glacier Behind the Little Lake") by the Tlingits, the glacier was named Auke (Auk) Glacier by naturalist John Muir for the Tlingit Auk Kwaan (or Aak'w Kwaan) band 1888. In 1899 it was renamed in honor of Thomas Corwin Mendenhall. It extends from the Juneau Ice field, its source, to Mendenhall Lake and ultimately the Mendenhall River.
    From 1951–1958 the terminus of the glacier, which flows into suburban Juneau, has retreated 1,900 feet. The glacier has also receded 1.75 miles since 1958, when Mendenhall Lake was created, and over 2.5 miles since 1500. The end of the glacier currently has limited crevassing a negative glacier mass balance and will continue to retreat in the foreseeable future Given that average yearly temperatures are currently increasing, and the outlook is for this trend to continue, it is actually possible that the glacier might experience a period of stabilization or slight advance during its retreating march.

    We board our helicopter with pilot Steve, a Buffalo, NY native who has been flying for 4 years and love his job. Dragon Lady gets the prime seat next to Steve and I get the window seat with a trio of Aussies in the rear seats. AND WE’RE OFF.

    The flight takes us over the mountain tops surrounding Mendenhall and the lake for a short sightseeing tour before circling from the North onto the glacier. Steve sets us down on the lower level of the Glacier where we are met by a perky crew of Glacier Guides who proceed to give us the spiel of do’s and don’ts again along with a little gimmick about glacier whales where they lay on the ice, take a mouth full of water from the pure blue stream running down the glacier, roll over spit it up like a whale breaching and call that the Glacier Whale move... OK..Ok... ya had to be there, but we did get video of the whole trip.

    “Go ahead, step on it.”
    “But... I'll fall in.”
    “No you won’t... go ahead”
    “But... But... what if I slip.”
    “You wont... go ahead... I'm here to catch you.”
    “Oooooo, neat... it’s so blue”
    “Yes, that’s because it so compacted, Taste it.”
    “I'm not sticking my hand in there... its too cold”

    And this was Dragon Lady’s introduction to blue ice and the pure water flowing down the glacier. 100,000 gallons per minute flows down the ice in several large streams flowing down and through the glacier into Mendenhall Lake and is a brilliant blue. This is due to the ice itself being tightly compacted with the absence of sunlight.

    About the Weather...did I mention it was FABULOUS? Even with the wind chill on the glacier bringing the 30 degrees down to 20, it was still an incredible experience. Go to the Picasa album to see our trek on the ice.

    If you ever get the opportunity to make this trip north... you MUST take the chopper trip onto the Ice, it is without a doubt one of the most incredible experiences either of us has had.

    Time for dinner and a good night sleep, tomorrow is a walk through Sitka, former capitol of Alaska and the national forest there.

    Ciao 4 Now,
    Chuck and the Way Too pleased with her trip through the clouds to blue ice,
    Dragon Lady

    6-25.9 – SITKA IN DA RAIN

    Or TONGASS ‘n’ TOTEMS ‘n’ BEARS, OH MY!

    [Sung To the tune of “Singin’ in the Rain”]
    {with apologies to Gene Kelly}
    It’s Sitka in da rain, yeah Sitka in da Rain
    We’re walkin’ and shopin’ for tchotchkies again,
    The tour’s startin’ soon, We'll see Bears or a Loon...
    It's Sitka, Sitka in Da Rain

    Honest...it did go that way... sorta... here’s how it started.

    “I wish they’d fix the weather channel on the boat, do we know what the temperature is gonna be?”
    “Cold dear... COLD.”
    “No really, but I need to know how to dress.”
    “Well if you think it’s gonna rain, wear your hooded jacket and layers, no telling how cold it will get in the forest.”
    “I'll just wear my light jacket...”
    “I think you should bring the plastic poncho’s?
    “Naw, I'll be just fine.

    Sooooo...10 minutes off the boat, it starts to rain... and of course, no poncho for her.

    The rain is light and starts and stops, then gets heavier, then stops.
    “Welcome to the weather of Alaska,” says a native shop keeper. Called the capital of Alaskan rainfall, Sitka gets an average of 9 feet [yes feet] of rain during the summer. My heavy jacket is water proof and of course I have “The Hat”, but would she listen???
    She finally agrees to buy a $1.50 throwaway poncho... only to put it in her bag and continue on with just her Wooly Wolf hat. All I need is for her to catch a cold. Oh welllllll.

    On the way out of the Crescent Bay Pier, we passed what could only be described as a once in a life time sight... the Grand Yacht “Dragon Lady”, Really, I swear [see the pic]. Needing a bit of work, she’s a real steal at $345,000
    She now has her on Navy!

    Sitka, the first capital of Alaska from 1867 to 1912, is another of those coastal islands that consists of 6 blocks of downtown tchotchke shops, a 1 screen movie theatre, the Pioneers Home for pensioned gold prospectors and lots of history including the lovely 113 acre Sitka National Historical Park. The ancestral home of the Tlingit [Klin Kit] Indian nation, the Russians arrived in the 1700s and built a fort and trading post called St Archangel Michael, also the name of the quaint Russian Orthodox Church in the heart of town. Being disappointed in the Russians actual intentions, the Tlingit burned down the fort and the Russians returned in 1804 for the 6 day battle of Sitka in what is now the park, driving the Indians to the other side of the Island. The sale of Alaska to the USA, for $7,200,000 in gold was formalized in Sitka on October 18, 1867.

    After walking all 6 blocks of downtown Sitka on the perpetual tchotchke hunt, and requisite “Illy In a Cute Hat” picture we grab a Reindeer Red Hot, their version of a hot dog [not bad] and head back to the pier to meet our guides for the “Historic Sitka, and Nature Walk” tour which heads straight to the Church for a look at some of the worlds finest Russian Icons and artifacts that were saved by the townspeople when the church caught fire in 1966. We then head through town, past totem Square with its original Russian cannon, and representative totem pole, the Pioneers Home, the Russian Bishop’s house, one of the oldest colonial Russian structures in America and by the bankrupt Sheldon Jackson College the oldest continuously operated educational institution in Alaska founded by Presbyterian Missionary Sheldon Jackson in 1878, created as an industrial training school to teach the native Tlingit tribe.

    Next stop is the Sheldon Jackson Aquarium and Hatchery for a look at some of the most interesting star fish, and underwater life found in Crescent harbor and the surrounding waters where they are also raising several species of salmon to release into the wild. Crescent harbor has also yielded tons of junk since there is no official dump on the island. [see the pics of the remnants of a texting while driving exhibit] There is also, no fresh produce on the island, a fact bemoaned by our guide. Since Sitka is an island and only reachable by boat or plane, it’s pretty expensive to bring anything in and as most of Alaska, there is a lot of internet “Click and Shopping” done here. In fact, Alaska has the highest rate of Internet usage and internet shopping in the USA.

    Along with our cute local guide Kelsey, we climb a small hill and enter the National Historical Park or “Totem Park” as its known locally, home to 28 hand carved Totems, some over a century old. Once common and designed to preserve native Alaskan heritage most of the other totems in the area have rotted or burned. Along the way to the entrance of the Park, we stop at a picturesque clearing for an excellent view of Crescent Bay and Mount Edgecombe which is a dormant volcano. We also have a great view of O’Connell Bridge leading to the Airport, with one of the shortest runways in America. [Those O’Connell’s are just EVERYWHERE] the pic is on the 35mm camera.

    The trek through the forest, in the rain, was most educational with our guide offering lots of botanical facts along with some folklore as we came upon one of the famous Salmon Runs, a stream that the local salmon return to, to spawn and die. She tells of how when finished laying their eggs, you could walk across the stream on dead fish which make up the locals refer to as the “Big Bear Buffet”.

    Speaking of bears... there were reports of a mother and her cub in the area but unfortunately [or fortunately... depending on your view of bears] there was no contact made. Dragon Chic was not happy about this... she so wanted to experience the rush of coming face to face with a Big Brown Bear... NOTTTTTT! There were, however several Eagles and hawks perched and soaring above.

    We came out on the other side of the park and the rain started to really come down, but by the time we climbed the hill to our next stop, The Alaska Raptor Center it has subsided. The center is a unique game preserve where rescued bald eagles, hawks and owls are nursed to health or kept safe it they were too injured to return to the wild. It was here we got some great, up close pics of these magnificent creatures. VOLTA [above] was a victim of a high tension electrical accident, hence the name. The Center is so important that Alaskan airways will fly any injured raptor to the center for free from anywhere in North America. It was here that the tour concluded and we boarded a bus back to the pier to make our 4:30PM departure. Along the way, we had the bus drop us off at the “Heart of Sitka”... the one and only Grocery Store. Since we had been experiencing severe leg cramps, we realized we hadn’t been hydrating enough so we picked us a 12 pack of bottled water to get us through the rest of the trip. As on MedCruise, the ships tap water is too chemically treated and the bottle water is sold at a premium.

    Once back on the ship, we stopped at Crow’s Nest for a wine and cheese party and a great view of Sitka as we embarked, then dressed for the 2nd formal dinner which was the second time only two other table mates were present. One couple only made it the first night and was never seen again...hmmmmm maybe they’re the ones they keep calling for after we depart each port... seems someone may have missed the boat. It HAS been done often we’re told

    After taking in the best show of the cruise in the Vista lounge, we headed back to 6153 for an early night as the next days adventure would start at 7AM. But of course Chuckie just had to get out this NOWAT.

    Stay tuned for the Dragon Lady’s flight through the trees of Ketchika’s extension of the Tongass National Forest on a ZIP LINE. Now THAT...we ALL want to see.

    Ciao 4 Now,
    Chuck & the very damp but VERY HAPPY she could hug the trees, & see the Big Birds up close, Dragon Lady.